Another confession

David Paul 20 Nov 2012
There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said,

"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."

The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven."

The young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times."

The priest thought long and hard and then said,

"Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice."

The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"

The priest said, "No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face."

Comments

You must be Logged in to comment on this joke. Click here to login.
Home | Joke of the Day | Submit Jokes | Search Jokes | Contact us | SiteMap
© 2014 Jokes Paradise. All rights reserved