A Farmer decided to go to town and see a movie.
The ticket agent asked, "Sir, What's that on your shoulder ?"
The old farmer said, "That's my pet rooster, Chuck. Wherever I go, Chuck also comes with me"
"I'm Sorry Sir," said the ticket agent. "We can't allow animals inside the theatre."
The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed Chuck down his overalls. Then he returned to the booth, bought a ticker and entered the theatre. He sat down next to two old widows named Margarette and Mary.
The movie started and the rooster began to wriggle. The old farmer unbuttoned his fly so Chuck could stick his head out and watch the movie.
"Marge," whispered Mary.
"What " Said Marge.
"I think the guy next to me is a Pervert."
"What makes you think so ?" Asked Marge ?
"He undid his pants and he has his thing out", whispered Mary.
"Well, Don't Worry about it", said Marge. "At our age we have see 'Em All'"
"I thought so too", said Mary,
"But this one's eatin' my POPCORN!"