The Story of Moses

Mark 25 Apr 2014
A little boy went to church with his grandma. He went into Sunday school with the other kids. After church he rejoined his grandma, who asked what he had learned that day.

"Well there was this guy named Moses," the boy started, "and he was running from this mean pharaoh. Moses & his army came to the Red Sea, but pharaoh was closing in, so Moses had his engineers build a bridge real quick & they got in their tanks & went across it. They got to the other side & when pharaoh's army was still on it they called in an air strike!!"

"I don't think that's the story you were told," the grandma said.

"You're right grandma, but if I told you the story they told us you wouldn't believe it either."


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