When the Indians were being delivered their new fleet of fighter jets, an instructor espically came from Russia to explain the Indian Air Force & Army the simplictiy of the operation of the planes (from Russia because India buys their planes from Russia) .
So when the first plane was delivered, the instructor told the Indian Army " this has 3 buttons, the one on the top is to take off, the one on the left inner is to go left inner and the one on the right is to go right."
The soldiers nodded in understanding. But one soldier raised his hand and asked " But sir, how will we get down?"
The instuctor replied "Oh ! Leave that to the Pakistanis".