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There were four teenagers who played hooky one morning. Upon coming to class in the afternoon, they reported that their lateness was because their car got a flat tire. That’s fine the teacher said much to ...
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A Teacher was once giving a big test. Upon collecting the tests she noticed a note attached to the test with a $100 bill underneath, “one dolla...
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A man walked into the office in a school. “Excuse me,” he said to the secretary “I would like to come to school, I w...
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A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. ... You may choose any man from a particular floor, or
you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. .
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord,and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord,love kids, and are ext...
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A woman asked her neighbourhood woman who had 2 pet dogs in her house.
"why you have 2 pet dogs,one is enough na...?
The oth...
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Yoga Teacher : Has yoga any effect over your husbands drinking habit?
Women ...
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