A Farmer decided to go to town and see a movie.
The ticket agent asked, "Sir, What's that on your shoulder ?"
The old farmer said, "That's my pet rooster, Chuck. Wherever I go, Chuck also comes with me"
"I'm Sorry Sir," said the ticket agent. "We can't allow animals inside the theatre."
The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed Chuck down his overalls. Then he returned to the booth, bought a ticker and entered the theatre. He sat down next to two old widows named