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 by xdaminis on 
I ran into Mike at work yesterday. He had been out for a few days with the flu. I asked him how he was feeling.

"I'm better, thanks. You know, it was a wonderful experience," he replied.

"Wonderful? How can the flu be wonderful?" I asked in stu...
 by xdaminis on 
A shady-looking guy sticks his head into a barbershop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looks around the shop and says, "About two hours." The guy smiles and leaves.

The barber looks...
 by xdaminis on 
A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?' "
"That's terrible!" exclaimed the priest. "But I think I can help. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male parrots whom I taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your fema...
 by Mark on 
A woman asked her neighbourhood woman who had 2 pet dogs in her house.
"why you have 2 pet dogs,one is enough na...?
The oth...
 by Mark on 
Man1: I am going to be a father.
Man2: Your wife should be happy...
 by Mark on 
A couple were having marital problems. They decided to do the right thing and contacted a marriage counselor.

Several visits followed when lots of questions were asked and lots of listening carried out. Eventually the counselor felt that he had discovered the main problem. He stood up, went over to the wife and asking h...
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