Political Jokes

 by Mark on 
Raabri was worried whether or not Laloo upon his death made it to heaven, so she decided to try to contact his spirit by having a seance.

Sure enough, after the usual mumbo-jumbo of calling to the spirits, Laloo’s voice was heard answering, “Hello Raabri, this is meeee…”

“Lalooji,” she answered. I just have to know if you’re happy there in the after life. What’s it like there?”

“Ooooooh, it’s much more b...
 by Mark on 

Once Laloo was coming out of airport.

As there was huge rush the security...
 by Mark on 
Once upon a time, the six peoples were traveling in a private plane and that six persons were bollywood king sharukh khan, congress president sonia gandhi, railway minister lalu yadav, small boy, one old man and a pilot.
Suddenly the problem starts in a plane so pilot told everybody to get out but the problem was there were only 5 parachutes but the people were six.

So first our bollywood king sharukh has jumped from the plane by saying, “Bollywood needs me.”

Next our sonia by saying, “Congress need me.”
 by Mark on 
When the Indians were being delivered their new fleet of fighter jets, an instructor espically came from Russia to explain the Indian Air Force & Army the simplictiy of the operation of the planes (from Russia because India buys their planes from Russia) .

So when the first plane was delivered, the instructor told the Indian Army " this has ...
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