Office Jokes

 by xdaminis on 
I ran into Mike at work yesterday. He had been out for a few days with the flu. I asked him how he was feeling.

"I'm better, thanks. You know, it was a wonderful experience," he replied.

"Wonderful? How can the flu be wonderful?" I asked in stu...
 by xdaminis on 
A shady-looking guy sticks his head into a barbershop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looks around the shop and says, "About two hours." The guy smiles and leaves.

The barber looks...
 by xdaminis on 
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper, had recently died.

"You know," Mom said, "it's not so bad. Skipper's pr...
 by xdaminis on 
A jock and a geek applying for the same job.
The boss said, "Boys, you need to take a test before you can get this job."

So they took the test and the next day they came back to see who the boss chose. "Well," he said, "Both of you got the same score except I'm going to choose the geek."

 by Mark on 
Yoga Teacher  : Has yoga any effect over your husbands drinking habit?
Women    ...
 by Mark on 
Judge  : Why did you beat your husband's head with a chair?
Wife&n...
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