Marriage Jokes

 by xdaminis on 
Once the old Farmer Tom was dying. The family was standing around his bed.

With a low voice he said to his wife, "When I'm dead, I want you to marry farmer Jones."

 by Mark on 
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch. ... You may choose any man from a particular floor, or
you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord,and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord,love kids, and are ext...
 by Mark on 
Man receives telegram: Your wife just died... - should she be buried or Cremat...
 by Mark on 
A woman asked her neighbourhood woman who had 2 pet dogs in her house.
"why you have 2 pet dogs,one is enough na...?
The oth...
 by Mark on 
Yoga Teacher  : Has yoga any effect over your husbands drinking habit?
Women    ...
 by Mark on 
Man1: I am going to be a father.
Man2: Your wife should be happy...
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