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A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. ... You may choose any man from a particular floor, or
you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. .
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord,and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord,love kids, and are ext...
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A woman asked her neighbourhood woman who had 2 pet dogs in her house.
"why you have 2 pet dogs,one is enough na...?
The oth...
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Yoga Teacher : Has yoga any effect over your husbands drinking habit?
Women ...
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Man1: I am going to be a father.
Man2: Your wife should be happy...
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Judge : Why did you beat your husband's head with a chair?
Wife&n...
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During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer:
"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I'm supposed to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that out."
He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied.
On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the groom's vows, the pastor looked the young man in the eye and said: "Will you promise...
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