Little Johny Jokes

 by Mark on 
Little Johnny goes to his father and asks, "Dad, is god a man or a woman?"

His Dad replies, "Johnny, both. God is both."

Johnny asks,...
 by Mark on 
A Sunday School teacher was telling the children that God created everything, including human beings.

Little Johnny became fascinated when the teacher told him how Eve was made out of one of Adam's ribs.

Lat...
 by Mark on 
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher,  indicating that "Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the  differences between boys and girls.  Could you please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this."

So Little Johnny's mother takes him by the hand, upstairs to her  bedroom, and closes the door.

"First, Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse..."
 by Mark on 
If you had a dollar," quizzed the teacher, "and you asked your father for another dollar and fifty cents, how much money would you have?"

"One dollar." answered little Johnn...
 by Mark on 
The Teacher had asked the class to write an essay about an unusual event that happened during the past week.

Little Johnny got up to read his.  It began, "My daddy fell in well last w...
 by Mark on 
Little Johnny was on his way back home from the store with a
loaf of bread in one hand, and his other hand in his pants
pocket.

Off in the distance, Father Joseph sees little Johnny and realizes this is the perfect opportunity to go preach the gospel of the Ho...
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