Kids Jokes

 by xdaminis on 
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper, had recently died.

"You know," Mom said, "it's not so bad. Skipper's pr...
 by Mark on 
PUPIL – “Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?”
TEACHER – “Of c...
 by Mark on 
Little Johnny goes to his father and asks, "Dad, is god a man or a woman?"

His Dad replies, "Johnny, both. God is both."

Johnny asks,...
 by Mark on 
Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days.  Finally his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him.

"So how was it?" his mother asked when they returned home.

"Great," ...
 by Mark on 
Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do yo...
 by Mark on 
Teacher: Tom, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as you...
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