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Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper, had recently died.
"You know," Mom said, "it's not so bad. Skipper's pr...
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PUPIL – “Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?”
TEACHER – “Of c...
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A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen,
"the boy responded. His cousi...
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Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.
His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
“Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.” Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home.
Bobby’s mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday.
Little Bobby, of course, thought he did.
Bobby’s mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last year.
“Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this year.
Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday.”
Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.
** Letter 1 ***
Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday.
I want a red one.
Your friend,
Bobby.
Bobby knew that this wasn’t true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over.
*** Letter 2 ***
Dear God,
This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boy this year and I would like a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you.
Your friend Bobby.
Bobby knew that this wasn’t true either. So, he tore up the letter and started again.
*** Le...
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A blonde gets a job as a teacher.
She notices a boy in the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.
'You ok?' she says.
'Yes....
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Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Sardar: ZEBRA
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